I know it's a FWD, but...

> > The Geography of Women Vs Man
> >
> > Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
> > half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around
> the
> > fertile deltas.
> >
> > Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely
> > discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
> countries
> > with cash or cars.
> >
> > Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
> relaxed
> > and convinced of its own beauty.
> >
> > Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She
may
> > have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
> > desirable place to visit.
> >
> > Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She
> lost
> > the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
> > necessary.
> >
> > Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
> quiet
> > and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate
keeps
> > people away.
> >
> > Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
> > glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become Albania. Everyone knows where it is, but no one
> wants
> > to go there.
> >
> >
> > The Geography of Men
> >
> > Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq ........ruled by a dick.

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