I wish I could retire financially secure, find Osama bin Laden, fly, turn invisible, learn to relax more, date Heide Klum, make hollandaise sauce, make a positive difference in someone's life, stop Mad Cow Disease, play with my dogs who passed away, own one of Stevie Ray Vaughan's guitars, get a good night's sleep, and travel into space. All by tomorrow morning, if that's not asking too much, Mr. Genie-in-the-Bottle.