Three leprechauns decide that they are going to be in the Guiness Book of World Records. The first decides that he will go in for the smallest hands. The second for the smallest feet and the third for the smallest penis.

The first goes into the headquarters of Guiness and after an hour comes back out and says, "Yay!! I am in."

The second goes into the Guiness headquarters and after an hour comes back out and says, "Yay!! I got in."

The third goes into the Guiness headquarters and comes back out immediately. The other two asked him what happened and he replies, "Who the **** is Gerald the Mouse, anyway?"

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