Thread: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:26 PM
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Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
Quote:
Originally posted by Driven
These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism
Website where World-wide visitors could post questions... Obviously the
answers came from a fellow Aussie.
...
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking
...
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
...
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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