heres one thats meant to be funny, its not directed at anyone in particular..

on this rock i sit
i want to spit
realization has just hit
you really are a stupid git
i want to throw a fit
yours is nothing to my wit
yet i chomped down on your bit
you are a dit
i want to squeeze you in a giant mitt
and pop you like a zit
ive got more grit
you just dont get it
your mind is like a kit's
you dont chat or chit
all that you say is what others shit