"You know Stephen 'stinking' Foster?"
"This is a nocturne."
"A what?"
"You know. Fredrick '****ing' Chopin."

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Bela Lugosi: Beware, beware, beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy-dog tails, and big fat snails. Beware, take care, beware.