I have had authentic Indian food twice:
1. Black Beans with Rice - excellent (if you not the type of person who has to have meat with every meal)
2. A dip (blank on the name) in which the participants scoops up with small tortia-like wafers, whilst sitting in a circle around the crockery that contains it - very exotic, and quiet pungent till gotten used to

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