Q. Why is a cyclone like a woman?

A. They start with a blow job and end up taking the house.

I don't think getting married and then divorced to spite someone is such a clever idea...'cause they'll take half yer stuff with them (unless the person is loaded...in which case it is a very good idea).

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Only the very safe,
Can talk about wrong and right.
Of those that are forced to choose,
There's some who will choose to fight.