Welcome, txslittlepinkfa. We need to shorten that name
Texas Pink is what I have stuck in my head now.
Eddy, most fish stories are exactly as the fabulous Mrs. E describes soccer player has already started with his stories (he he). He apparently keeps a monster in his boxers! LOL
My dad tells me that the reason there are so few female carpenters is that they've spent their lives hearing this (hold hands 3-4 inches apart USING a ruler!) is really 8 inches.