Seriously... Some years ago, one of my elder male relatives somehow came across a tape of a practice session from a band I played in during the 80's. He chose a family dinner at my folks' house as the appropriate setting to play it...

Now, aside from the appalling quality of the recording, practice sessions are exactly that, and this one sounded like it - much amusement was had by all.

But so what? When I die, I'll know I tried. Some people never do.

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