Here goes....my two jokes of the day:

A Brother and sister are ****ing, and the sister says: "you are so much better than dad....oh God!". The brother replies: "thats what mom said."

A guy comes in and screams at this other guy saying: "What the **** are you doing? You were screwing my wife yesterday weren't you?" The other guy says: "Sorry dad". The guy replies: "I'd kill you if you weren't my brother!".

Inbred mania, eat your heart out.

Cheers.

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I could use one.