This could be scientific discovery of the decade: 2 scientists from Germany have recently discovered that there is type of food that will actually decrease a womans sex drive by 90%!!! The amazing thing about this discovery is that the type of food is something that has been around for what quite some time it's called....
A WEDDING CAKE!!! 
I heard this yesterday..and thought it was pretty funny..had to share it. I'm sure someone here will appreciate this joke.