Well, I just got done counting all of my threads. Some of them I'm ashamed of, some I'm proud of, but I counted them. Count yours! Show us how much time you've wasted here! Here's my list, I think I may have the record...

The Thread Thread
You're Getting What You Want
Band Member Game
The Simpsons Thread
Songs That Give You Chills
If You Could Kill One Person...
1st CD You hid from Your Parents
APFFN Member Gimmicks
Kurt Cobain's Diaries
Forum's Stagnance
Accident Thread
Smashing Pumpkins
Floydphreak and I are Married
Grunge
Compilation CD's
Monkey is No Longer
Nick Mason to Write Book
Nu-Classic Rock
Search For My Threads
Guitar Trick I (hopefully) Discovered
My Twisted Story
Tired of Floyd?
Crossroads Festival!!!
My One Year APFFN Anniversary
New CD Thread
Radiohead Lyrics
William Hung, WTF??
Inspiration for Screen Name
Best Approach to Starting a Band
Favorite Band Besides Floyd
Anti-Everything Thread
Theory: Help, or No?
New Metallica Album
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Song I Wrote
Weezer
Guitarmageddon
Holy Crap! I'm an Uncle!
Eternal Heavy Metal Question
WTF Happened?
Chips in our Food
Alice in Chains
Happy Birthday Goofball!
SRV
Major Points of '03
Hunting/Fishing
Good Hendrix DVD's
New Movie Ideas
Farewell.......for now
Favorite Person On The Forum
Your Gear
Lyric Game
I'm Back!
Strat Vs. Les Paul
My Website
Divorce Thread
Technology = Laziness
What Do You Think of Me?
Hi Persons (as PunKSKaTER)
Guy or Gal
Family Issues: Suck It Up
Villain: Die or Turn Good?
West Nile Virus
Metallica Thread
Three Great Bands
Guitar World Magazine
I'm About to Cry
Here's to APFFN!
White Stripes
New or Classic Sodas
Incense
Wizard of the Moon
Double vs. SIngle disc
Future of Music
PF Best Band Because...
Favorite Guitar Solo
Guitar!!!

Holy crap, I can't believe I typed all those. It makes for a total of 77. This one makes 78. Is that a record? Give us your list!