I re-did the third verse, because the original is really hard to say at a fast tempo! It also gets more points across....

My social studies teacher, he's a travelin' man
he brags about his travels to exotic lands
he knows no borders, goes anywhere he needs
'cause his friends up high know 'bout his dirty deeds!

When I asked him why he went to Russia's desolate land, he said
"To get some relaxation, enjoy Communist sand!"