Tell you what, that horse that you're fighting over is actually my property. I came about it by cheating at a game of sabbacc with some black dude with a cloak. I think it was actually Berry Gordy. Anyways, don't you be putting your hands on my ****ing property. I'll eat you

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When Bucks Fizz’s tour bus crashed they all survived. When Metallica's bus crashed Cliff Burton died. Why?