Mwaa ha haaa!! That is right my feeble minded little pissants, your lord and master, THE POOP KING has returned! I have been held back for too long and I will reign excrement down on all who oppose me!! All of you will kneel before the awsomeness of...THE POOP KING!!!!

Argh! Swab the POOP deck!

TURD III
THE POOP KING