| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
Just for our Antipodean friends.
A kiwi, an aussie, a nun and a drop-dead gorgeous blonde are sharing a carriage on a train travelling through Switzerland. The train plunges into a tunnel, and everything goes dark. In the darkness a loud SMACK is heard. When the train re-emerges into daylight, the aussie is hunched over, nursing a shattered nose.
The nun thinks: "oh my goodness. that australian chap has obviously made a play for the blonde in the dark, and she's whacked him!"
The blonde thinks: "oh my goodness. that australian chap has obviously tried to grope me, got the nun by mistake, and she's whacked him!"
The aussie thinks: "shit! that f**king kiwi has tried to grope the blonde, she's thought it was me, and she's whacked me!"
The kiwi thinks: "Fu*k, I hope we go thru another tunnel soon so I can whack that f*cking aussie again!" |