| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
A visiting professor at Texas University is giving a seminar on the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in
ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back,
and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and
tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost? Hot damn.. From back there I thought you said,
'Goats'!"
( my apologies to the other website I pinched this from, but it made me chuckle) |