David Gilmour, Richard Wright and Nick Mason are all killed in a car accident. When they appraoch the Pearly Gates St. Peter greets them with open arms...

"Boy", he says. "So sorry you had to die but we are just so thrilled that you are here. Welcome, please come in.."

St. Peter continues.."We have an excellent band here and they just can't wait to play with you. On Guitar we have Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Buddy Holly, we have Miles Davis and Buddy Rich, Oh Yes.. We also have Roger Waters writing lyrics..."

Dave looks at St. Peter in shock.. "When did Roger Die??"

St Peter say's to Dave in hushed tones... "Well.. actually it's GOD.. but he likes to think he's Roger Waters"...

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