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Old 01-24-2005, 11:30 PM
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Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!

Ouch!....

Dave Gilmour, Rick Wright and Roger Waters all die and go to heaven. Upon reaching the Pearly gates St. Peter stop the trio.

St. Peter says.." Fellas, you've got some marks in the good collumn and some in the bad.. You're going to have to prove your worthyness to get into Heaven. You must cross the river over there. If you fall in and are swept away, you may not enter..if you make it across, then you're in. "

The three approach the river bank and Richard Wright steps in. He looses his footing and falls in and is swept out of sight almost immediately.

Dave and Roger look at each other and proceed to cross together. A few steps later and they are safely on the opposite bank. St. Peter admits them into Heaven..

As they pass through the gates Dave turns to Roger and asks, guiltily.. "Should we have told Rick about the stepping stones?"

Roger looks back and asks..."What stones?"
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