My mate paul was having a pint in a pub one time when he was approached by a 20 odd stone denim clad queen that asserted:"I see that you have both ears pierced. You are a homosexual".
Paul awkwardly spluttered:"No. No I'm not", before staring down at his pint. There followed an uncomfortable silence and then the guy left. Hilarious (but not for Paul, who now has no piercings).

Cheers,

Mark

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