Ok, I'm going to go ahead and post it.

if the MODs think it's too bad, please delete it:

We had this 20 year old college girl come in complaining of a bump *ahem* "down there"...

The charge nurse put on his gloves and did the exam. He was feeling around her perineum and she exclaims: " That's it!"

So he taps with his fingers some more around the area and asks "Is this it?"

And she says "Yep! There it is!"

The nurse sighs, pulls of his gloves and gently tells her:

"That's your clitoris. It's SUPPOSED to be there!"

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