I don't know if this would really qualify as a "joke", but I read it and it made me laugh.





A father enters his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that
I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that dad, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't
hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy pills we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for medical science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit you so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,




PS: Dad, it's not true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in
life than my school report card that's in my desk drawer ........... I love you

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