These were kinda corny, but I liked them.
Roger Waters finally go on the Dogs tour?
After being broken by trained personnel, he was trained not to spit at the fans.
The three remaining Pink Floyd members got in a car wreck, and they all died and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Oh, wow, Pink Floyd. You're going to love it here! We have Elvis singing, Jimi Hendrix playing guitar, and Roger Waters writing lyrics! This is great for rockers!"
And Dave said, "Roger's here? When did Rog die?"
And St. Peter leaned forward, and said, "Actually, it's God, but he thinks he's Roger Waters."