| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
> badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
> so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
> The three men had always done everything together.
>
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> Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
> sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better
> roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,
> ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
>
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> Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took
> a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
> him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
> it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
>Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
> "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
> Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.
> Every time we went to town, folks would say,
> "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes." |