Originally Posted by Axe victim

Believe it or not, our local shopping centre (what our American brethren would call 'a Mall’) is advertising a Christmas puppet show starting soon. I also note that a number of hotels have already been taking bookings for Christmas day and they are displaying their Christmas menu in their windows!
Anyway I suppose we will all have to start thinking about the presents we will be buying for friends and family. Why not start shopping early? That’s what the shopkeepers want!
So what would you buy for someone on this website? For example, our hard working moderators.

Perhaps you would buy Fulgham a pair of bicycle clips or Lars a year’s supply of cigarette papers. Imagine the look of Dr Cheese on Christmas day, his little face all aglow, when he unwraps a new CD by Ken Dodd and a pair of socks. Maybe you would buy Fixxy that electric whisk that he’s always saying he wanted or Sydney, a Rolf Harris Stylophone.
Over to you folks what would you buy, and why?