Sam and Joe Frank were brothers. They were very close, in spite of the fact that Joe was very righteous and Godfearing, whereas Sam took pride in breaking as many of the 10 commandments as he could. Joe pleaded with Sam to change his ways so he wouldn't go to hell, but Sam wouldn't listen.

Inevitably, they both died, and sure enough, Joe went to heaven and Sam took the "A" train to hell. After several millennia, Joe was missing his brother a lot. Since he had a lot of influence with St. Peter, he decided to see if he could arrange to go visit Sam. St. Pete talked it over with God, and to Joe's delight, he was issued a visa to visit Hell.

St. Pete briefed Joe, and explained the conditions. "You've got 72 earth-hours til you have to be back here at Heaven's Gate. Not a minute more. You must take your wings and harp so that you can be protected while in hell, and so that you can re-enter heaven. Have fun!

Joe grabbed his harp, strapped on his wings, made the journey, timidly entered hell, and was led through the firey brimstoney catacombs by a dragonlike demon, who guided him to the door of this luxurious Las Vegas-like palace. Joe was flabberghasted, and overcome with joy to see his beloved brother again. After the tears were shed and the excitement of reunion subsided, Sam took Joe on a tour of his fabulous nightclub. There were beautiful women everywhere, flowing booze, continuous sex orgies, loud music, and all the exquisite food one could imagine.
"My God, Sam, I had no idea hell could be like this", gasped Joe, now feeling slightly envious. "Where's the punishment?"
"Well, it isn't ALL perfect," replied Sam, "the only music we can play here is disco."

Joe tossed his inhabitions and joined in on all the fun. He had such a good time, in fact, that he lost track of time, and almost too late realized he had to get back to heaven!

Joe made his way posthaste back to St. Peter's gate, and arrived with barely a minute to spare.

"You made it just in time" said Peter, "but.....where's your harp?"

"Ohmygod!!" yelled Joe as he slapped his forehead, "I left my harp in Sam Frank's Disco!"

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