| Re: That's my horse! (Third place)
I devise a cunning plan by enlisting the assistance of Rolf Harris and Dame Edna Everage. Rolf and Edna kick off with a rousing version of 'Tie me kangaroo down sport' followed by 'Waltzing matida'. On hearing this, Sydney patriotically jumps off the nag and stands to attention before bursting into a rendition of 'Advance Australia Fair'.
I quietly nip on the horse and ride off into the sunset. |