Turns out Sydney is just as enchanted as the horse by the new record. I crank up the volume to deafening levels until she lets go of the reins and falls off in the dust. My horse and I re-enact Penn & Teller's version of "The Aristocrats" joke.

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what do you teach your children about me?
what do you teach your little children about me?
pimp, thug, bling drug lord of the undergrounded kings
how can you be so sure i won't call down the rain?
what do you teach your little children about me?
you point your gun, wait, hide and run. i see it plain