HOUSEWIVES

Sick of your husband moaning that you have done nothing all week besides play on the computer and drink coffee with friends?

Simply list things he can't proove haven't been done, ie shampoo carpet, took kids to the museum (only if kids are to young to speak or easily bribed with sweets).

If he tries to catch you out by saying the carpet doesn't look clean simply burst into tears!

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