Wow! From guitar playing to dead babies in just 3 pages. :o
Me? I can only play the ting-TING of McCrapney's
Blackbird and that only very badly.
Jayson, the bassist (see photo:
AngusJay) has a Rickky "Roger McGuinn" chelvey, a Mosrite 6-string, a Rickky Bass and a damned mandolin (!), and has written many quirky ditties, some jolly, others gloomy, some scary and one rather filthy, but "properly" recorded only one:
Peter Cushing's Hair.

Angus, the lead (same photo, right) is Guitar God who's wowing them on the London Flamenco circuit. He gave Jay the Mossie. Agg, IMO, could play the trousers off an Harrah executive.
Driven: having become somewhat inured to all the old dead baby jokes over time, I can safely say I have never heard yours before nor was ever SO disgusted by something purporting to be a "joke".
"Hearing its pelvis crack."?

F**KING SICK! more like.
"Yes gentlemen [in white suits], it was Pete. That Pete. Right over there."