After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way
to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by, much to his surprise,
George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" snarls Mr.
Washington, punching Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the
Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry then bashes
Osama up side o' the head with a club.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed
the Federal government to provide for the common defense!"
He then knees Osama in the nuts.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of
Roanoke, James Monroe, and 66 other people who have the
same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas Jefferson picks him up and hurls him back toward the gate
where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination,
he sobs "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

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Taking away from you for the greater good. (The Audacity of Socialism).

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".-- Winston Churchill

"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmad (founder, C.A.I.R.)