You should, instead of listening to articles of clothing, perhaps purchase a turntable and some records, or perhaps, if you're feeling gutsy, get one of those expenive 8-track players and listen to music. There are CDs as well, but those involve lasers, and as many people know, lasers kill things. Including your dog. Maybe.

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