| Re: Internet Romance
I fell in love with an internet girl
She seemed like the right thing for me
We chatted for hours
‘about heartaches and flowers
And her job as a missionaree
This went on for months
While I sucked on my beers
And typed my love over the net
I knew someday she’d be mine
So I arranged to meet up
And have a few glasses of wine
She’d be tall, and be blonde
Or be short and be dark
She’d be honest…..
On that you can bet!
My mind in a whirl
Oh my Internet girl
You mean all the world
Can I really find love on the net?
On the night that we met
It was cold, it was wet
As I sat in that swanky cafe
Imagine my sigh
As I looked in her eye
And found she was really called Bert. |