Love these jokes! The cybersex one is BRILLIANT, I couldn't stop laughing, esp. at the end!

Are there any more to come? I can't wait!

Read that as you will....

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Things do not auger well, my pretties. I have seen it. Observe as the mighty oak quivers in the breeze, as the raven swoops backwards...

My time is coming. Do not mourn my passing. For it is the beginning of my life...