Robby Williams, Elton John and Kylie Minogue went out one evening for a bender in London.

After drinking, and dancing the night away, they all fell out of a nightclub at some ridiculous hour of the morning.

To her dismay, Kylie "fell" a little futher than anyone else, and got her head stuck between some metal fence railings.

Robby, now as toey as a Roman Sandle, lifted Kylie's skirt and dealt her a Waters-ing (hehe...funny Floyd pun).

Laughing and having a great old time, robby turned to Elton and said "chear up matey...it's your go next"!

Elton promptly began crying. "What's wrong?!" Robby queried. Elton stopped blubbering long enough to say "I can't fit my head between the railings".

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