Originally Posted by Aneurysm

"Edward? Are you there? Edward, where did you go? You always do this. Don't you love me? *sob* Edward? Edward! You answer me right now young man! That's it, put my daughter on the phone. I really don't know what she sees in you, you're such a bad-mannered young man! *sob* *hang up*"

Eddy: *Big smile and nod of contentment*