There is no advantage
To sleeping in, or eating out
Or running wild, or going steady

These heavy subjects will do
But there's really nothing new under the moon

Remember we're members
We've got scientific advantage
Timbers become embers
We're backing up into this wild rampage
Uneven floor boards run victory laps around christmas, thanksgiving, and your birthday cake
Make no mistake
This is eventually coming back to your mail box

Miss me, clearly, fear me
Dear me, I can't see!
I can't hear!
Or maybe I'm just dumb for wanting to.
Be clear to me, I'm dear to you
I broke into, or fell into your mood

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One eyed, one horned