Greetings Funky Octopus...or is it Squiddly Diddly...anyhoo welcome to the site. Before you take the plunge, point one of your eight tentacles towards the rules and guidelines. It is also worth using the search button before posting as most of the obvious questions have already been asked...such as

1) Are there any Van Halen fans here?

2) Whats your favourite Floyd track

3) Whats the name of Fixxy's cat?

4) Why is Dr Cheese such a miserable git?

5) How does Axe Victim retain his girlish good looks?

6) Is Gerald a real Mouse?

Any problems ( not medical) give us a shout and one of the Mods or the merry band of site users will help you out.

keep cool
keep cats

Axe Victim

ps we will give special points for correct spelling and punktuation!

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