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Old 12-04-2006, 04:47 PM
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Re: What Did You Do Today?

Bride of a Bull: "People, our world is on a collision course with destiny. The apparent determination of fate to undermine our very existence as the completely infected countries of Earth fight with a renewed intensity to exterminate each and every one of it's neighbours and those even further afar can no longer be held in check. Our planet is sliding towards something of a New Apocalypse and I believe that nothing can now save mankind from this point onwards. To tell the truth- and I wouldn't officially admit this outwith the room that we stand in- I'm very, very scared and truly don't think that there are any answers or solutions left to dig us out of this hell. We're condemned, each and every one of us, like rabbits born dead in traps or tiny turtles that know not why they swim t'wards the waiting jaws just beyond the surf.... We're doomed, people."
"Can any of you add anything? Please, I'm asking you all, here and now, can anybody offer any solutions or ideas? By my calculations, I estimate that we have exactly 19 days, 17 hours, 46 minutes and... hold on... yes, 10 seconds before the protective bio-dome goes down and then They will get in with their murderous rage and clawed weapons and that'll be it for us; the last remaining outpost of humanity in existence. We have been pushed back and pushed back for months and picked off like so many pills of fuzz upon one of Victor Kiam's golf jumpers. First we'll be torn asunder then chewed to pieces and shat out and re-chewed again until nought but particles remain.... Gentleman... this is our most desperate hour and I have run out of both bullets and inspiration and simply don't know what to do or say anymore. There is no hope, but if anybody has anything to add, then... I'm sure that we are all listening. Caracas Man? Vincentgallotron? Megacramps? No? Anybody? What about you, fixxlevy? Do you have anything to add?"

fixxlevy: "Patagonia?"
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