Try this:

My home bought with a then crippling mortgage in 1992 is now worth 5 times that, so far, unchanged liability amount. Truly my ONLY really good investment decision.

Today's "cable" (USD-GBP) rate hit £1=$1.97

Can you say, "Negative equity"?

Beer me!

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