OK here's the rules.

1. You have to put the first reason that that comes into your head.

2. You have to use the last letter of the previous posters reason which may be challenging because....

3. You cannot ever read the other posts in the thread because quite frankly who gives a toss?

4. You must never let this thread die the death it deserves to because it is an utterly pointless waste of bandwidth (or whatever Internet memory type stuff is measured in) instead you must keep it up on the first page.

5. This thread must be posted in at least four times a day to make people think something interested might have happened when they click on the "new posts" link.

6. If you are relatively new you must post something witty/interesting/insightful in this thread only to be completely ignored because no-one ever reads it, then you must leave the site never to return in your disappointment.

7. One random person must actually read the thread and occasionally add witty or interesting comments in relation to someone else's post.

8. The above person MUST be completely ignored and shunned for trying to make the thread marginally interesting.

9. If this thread ever reaches it's post limit someone must create a new thread immediately called "The why all the list threads are crap game... err list.. Pt 2"




Right I'll go first

Peaches

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