don't forget the all time greatest headlines, courtesy of (I believe) The Weekly World News:

Amelia Earheart alive and well on South Pacific Island!

and

Hitler's Brain alive in Jar in secret Lab!

Or (and these are sentimental favourites of mine):

JFK and Marilyn Monroe - Alive and living in sin in secret Love Nest!

Bat Boy hit by car! His remarkable struggle for life!

(For those of you unfamiliar with him, Bat Boy is just that - half bat, half boy. His life is just one big triumph over adversity after another. Why, he's just inspiring...)

(And I'm not making these up... Paraphrasing, maybe...)


Cheers!

GeeDub#1

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"Roger lost his father in the war, I lost mine in Greenwich Village..." David Gilmour
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It's easy when you stop pretending that you just got lost on the way
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When did you first realize/It's time you took an older lover, baby?