Two men are sitting in a diner having coffee. They are being waited on by a beautiful woman with ample breasts. The two men finish their coffee and are discussing the check when one says to the other:
'The waitress is really hot. Let's give her a big tit.'
'What did you say?' says the other man. 'It sounded like you said big tit.'
'Oh,' says the first man. 'It must have been a freudian slip.'
'A what?' asks the second man.
'A freudian slip.'
'What's that?'
The first man explains, 'That's when you want to say one thing but you accidentally say what you're thinking instead.'
The second man nods. 'I did that the other day.'
'Oh really?' says the first man. 'What happened?'
'Well,' explains the second man with an embarassed look on his face, 'I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say Please pass the milk, but instead I said You ruined my life you ****ing bitch.'

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