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| Originally Posted by Axe victim The Times
Fleet St
London
Sir,
... I shall continue to freely associate with all Americans, particularly that Racquel Welch! ...
yours
Col. Upshott Baggley (retd) VC;DSO (and bar)
Cheltenham |
The Times
Fleet Street
London
Sir,
It has come to my attention that some deranged old loon is using your editorial section to further a baseless rumour that he is an associate of mine.
Beyond that one infamous incident with the herring, the trampoline, and the clown suit, I have never associated with Col. Baggley. The bastard never calls me, anyway.
Angrily yours,
Raquel Welch