| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
A guy sits on a train and happens to notice a stunning looking woman opposite him.
He notices she has N.A.N tattoed on her arm so he enquires "I Hope ye don't mind me asking but what does the N.A.N stand for on your arm?"
to which she replies "National Association of Nymphomaniacs, i'm on my way our annual conference actually"
"That's really interesting", replies the man..."What do you do at these conferences"
"Well we get together and compare lovers and decide what type of men are the best"
"so who do make the best lovers" the man enquires
"well the best two are mainly the scots and the native americans" the native amercians becuase they're so passionate, mysterious and athletic, and the scots because they're so feisty and just get stuck in, like there's no stopping them....sorry I didn't catch your name?"
"My Name?.......TONTO McKENZIE |