| Re: What Did You Do Today?
Well today was much like many others of late..due to my injury I am still incapacitated. Boredom has hit me in a big way, so much so, that I have even taken to watching daytime television..or daytime drivel as it is fondly known as in the UK. Over here there seems to be a great delight in 'makeover' shows. This seems to be where people buy a dilapidated property and fix it up, thereby making loads of money. However with the property prices spiraling in the UK they could have made just as much doing nothing! There is also the 'makeover woman' shows where they take some old growler and give her cosmetic surgery..and she still ends up with a face which looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. We have 'car booty'..no my American friends this 'booty' has nothing to do with ladies bottoms! A car boot is what you in the US would term the 'trunk'. Over here we have people who clear the attic of junk and stick it in their car boot (trunk) and go stand in a field, freezing their nuts off, with many other like minded souls. The object is to sell all the junk you have in your car boot..make lots of money....and then buy more junk! We have incessant re-runs of a detective called Columbo..have you heard of him? God he is driving me daft. Quincy...a coroner who cuts up bodies but we never see a speck of blood. He seems to get into an argument on each show and then runs off to save the world. There is a programme called 'Loose Women' which unfortunately has nothing at all to do with ladies of the night. It seems to revolve round four women yakking for an hour?! God preserve us! We have the odd episode of Jerry Springer thrown in, which is usually heavily censored due to it being daytime...which means we can't understand what is going on. Could we ever? However we have our very own version which is called Jeremy Kyle. This guy is an absolute tit, and I'm only staying tuned in just in case someone give him a thumping!
other than that...I didn't do much today... |