| Re: A JOKE--And it's just a joke, RELAX!
Husband just finished reading book "Man of the House" when he stormed into kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife's face and said "From now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night! Afterwards you will run me a bath. After the bath you will lie on the bed and take what's coming to you and then in the morning guess who's going to wash and dress me?" She replied "The f...ing undertaker!" |