In Washington, DC, both Bill Clinton and George Bush show up at a barbershop at the same time. While each loathes the other, neither is going to give in and be the first to leave - so they (and their Secret Service details) crowd on in.

They're both immediately seated, of course, and the barbers go to work, silent for once, because they're terrified of getting these guys started on politics. Finally, they finish the haircuts and shave the two, Bill's barber finishing up first.

Bill's barber finally breaks the silence, asking Bill "Would you like some after shave lotion, sir?".

Bill smiles and says, "No, Hillary'll smell that and figure I've been in a whorehouse."

George's barber finishes, and figuring it's safe, asks George the same question. George grins and says "Sure! Laura doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like.".



Note: I think they originally told this joke about Buchanan or somebody. But it's all I got.

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