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Old 03-16-2008, 03:14 PM
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Re: What Did You Do Today?

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Originally Posted by DeathTöngue
Oughta be, but isn't. It's more like a "we need classroom volunteers to help us clean up after the savages you refuse to civilise at home" kind of thing. That, or 'human shield'.

But they really aren't used to 47 year old male volunteers.

Blimey..classroom volunteers! The Politically Correct' brigade wouldn't allow that sort of thing over here. You would need to undergo 'special training' in case you did something to upset the little perishers. The special training ought to be run by the SAS, but unfortunately it would be down to the Education department of the Local Authority. From what I've seen on my travels, the American youth/children seem much more civilised than the odious little twerps who wander the streets of Scotland. Mrs E and I were quite impressed by their good manners. I came to the conclusion that they must use some form of hi-tech American programme over there to get them to this stage.....flogging the hide off the little darlings perhaps?
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